John’s Turning the Big 4-0! Help Fund His Midlife Crisis DJ Dream 🎧

Our beloved John is hitting the big 4-0 — and he’s asked for a voucher to spend on DJ equipment.

Why? Because apparently, blasting tech house on his Void sound system in the living room and terrorising the neighbours just isn’t quite enough anymore.

So instead of gifting him Chanteclair cleaning products or another hoover let’s help him level up his gear and chase his true passion: turning his flat into the unofficial afterparty of the decade.

Every donation gets him closer to that glorious new bit of kit — and earns you VIP access to the next living room rave.

Let’s make this birthday bass-heavy, unforgettable, and just loud enough to really annoy the guy downstairs. 🪩🎶💿

Chip in now and help John make 40 sound fantastic. Literally.